Wednesday, February 17, 2010

2010 Press Release


I'm here to talk about the past. My team was awful last year. Mainly because I was way too roided up. Too many injections in my ass cheek. I was angry and not talking about the past. I was in and out of bathroom stalls with the likes of Bernie Williams and Greg Maddox. Both guys were injecting me simultaneously prior to the draft as well as every night a half hour before gametime. Glavine and Scotty Brosious sat down with my and told me about the pre-game injections to their teammates (which included Jeeter). I will not mention any names other than Jim Leyritz and Sid Bream. Sid was a monster in the bathroom stall. He is known to have torn lockerooms apart in rages. Sid and Otis were injecting "buddies". Davey Justice liked to watch and then inject himself in private.